Q: Where would I find a blue beaver?

A: Unlike other species of beaver, the blue beaver is native to the shores of Britain and spends much of its time at The Blue Belvoir Club, located at 69a Bluebell End, London, SW1.

Q: Do blue beavers build dams?

A: No. Blue beavers build portfolios.

Q: I would like to stroke a blue beaver.                      Will it bite me?

A: No, blue beavers don’t bite, but they have been known to issue a stern rebuke or a strongly worded letter to the      Home Secretary.

Q: What are the mating habits of the blue beaver?

A: A gentleman never tells.